June 9, 2012
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Awkward Moments with Mary #1
So, I’m blessed with very very many awkward moments in my life. Aside from the situations I get myself into, I have other really hilarious stories of shit that happens to me. Here is installment number one.
I’m returning to NYC after my winter break, and like always, I overpack like an idiot. I didn’t even go out at all during break, but I just had so much fucking clothes. I had to reapportion my stuff in Nebraska, so I end up coming back to NYC with my obnoxiously huge, hot pink suitcase, a carry on, a shopping bag, and my purse.
Because of security reasons, the taxi can’t drop me off right in front of my apartment since I live on Wall Street. I tow my luggage about three blocks uphill, which usually isn’t bad, but with that much luggage, I take about three breaks before arriving in front of my building. There’s a kind man taking a smoke break or something outside and helps me with my luggage. In the course of this, the shopping bag falls off my luggage, and of course, because I was too lazy to pack my bras in my carry on, I stuffed them in this shopping bag. The contents of this bag spill out. BRAS EVERYWHERE. The man reaches for the spilled contents, then soon realizes that they’re bras. He hesitates, then reaches for them faster than I can compose myself and stop him. Awkwardness ensues.
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so like this?
DD http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=31HMuHanINk#t=351s
“Because of security reasons, the taxi can’t drop me off right in front of my apartment since I live on Wall Street.”UGHBras aren’t awkward. But then again, I’m used to seeing them. Occupational hazard.
he realized they were bras, then reached for them faster? bahaha how weird.
Lol…that would be awkward. Cabs aren’t allowed to stop and let passengers out on Wall Street? Talk about prime locations..that a snazzy location to live. Talk about a quick commute!
Did he sniff them?
What if you spilled tampons instead of bras LOL
Learn to pack light! Where were the panties?
oh dear /=
(chuckles) hahahahahhahahahahahahahajust got home from going out, start reading your blog, hahahahahaha, oh man I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard before hahahah, awesome story btw (smiles)
lmao. hopefully you never saw him after that
@LetheOfHeaven - hahahahha. yes! almost exactly like that.@SlackerSociety - are you making fun of me because of a first world problem? i don’t really mind walking the way…@baggageclaime - no no. he still reached for them slowly, just i was even slower to react.@SoullFire - haha. i don’t work on wall street!@npr32486 - .___. wut.@chrl_92240388 - HAHAHA. i don’t carry tampons around when i’m flying so thank god.@cbr600 - panties are easy to pack so they were in my suitcase.@babixling - its okie. still embarrassing, but i can laugh at myself.@tictact0e0 - kekeke. :]@kkaayyyy - i don’t even remember what he looks like. i’ve suppressed that memory.
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@eatdrinkandbemaryy - no, but now that you mention it…
@eatdrinkandbemaryy - Just saying it could have gone from bad to creepy. Look on the bright side right?
Would it have been weirder if it were tampons or underwear?