January 24, 2011

  • If Dating was like Pokemon

    After talking to my friend last night, who has the tendency to get friendzoned, I was thinking about how dating is all a game.  It’s a series of calculated moves in order to get certain reactions out of the other.  I personally don’t believe that the dating game really results in successful, happy relationships too often, but as most people, I feed into it.  Girls who apparently hate the game, still play.  The guys who hate the game, have to all play eventually.  Basically, in the end, the game is all about playing coy.  I truly believe that successful relationships stem from just the opposite, being completely vulnerable and preparing for the worst, but that’s beside the point.

    The point here is that we all play coy in the dating game, so no one really knows how successful their efforts are.  So the game tends to drag on longer than need be.  But if dating was like Pokemon, every move would be accompanied by a comment about how successful the gesture was.  Now if it doesn’t work, then it’s time to give up, but if it does, then it’s time to progress the relationship.  How easy would life be if we had a commentator that only knows 3 different phrases?

    He gave her a Tiffany necklace.  IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE.

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