October 2, 2010
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So Smooth
Guys think they’re so clever. Actually, I must hand it to them, they are. I mean, how else are they going to bed girls as easily as some guys do? But you know what? I’ve my fair share of guy friends, and I’ve learned all the tricks of the trade. I see through your ploys. I’m not going to fall for them anymore!
Starting with the tickle wars. Like, honestly, who knew?!?! Tickle wars always end up with some sort of intimacy because you two get close in the process, touching each other and all that good stuff. Then bam next thing you know, you’re naked and moaning. What? Weren’t you just being tortured a second ago?
Cold weather always is an excuse to cuddle up with someone. Far too obvious, but now there’s something new to look out for. Whilst walking in cold weather, said guy will ask you if you’re cold. You reply yes, he grabs your most likely frigid bare hands to warm them up, and then you end up holding hands. The thing is, I mean as cute as it is, you don’t wanna hold hands in cold weather. You wanna put your hands in your pockets to protect them. Thus why I have invested in a pair of gloves. Can’t warm up a pair of gloves.
Study groups are extremely helpful in college (but mostly distracting). Study PAIRS is asking for a make out session. While studying, you always isolate yourself and whoever else you’re studying with from anyone else. So it’s just you two. “Studying.” Ambiance is nice. Quiet usually and facing each other. You lean over to borrow his eraser, and he leans over and kisses you. Easy as that.
“OMG YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THAT MOVIE? We’ll have to watch it together sometime.” Movies in pairs always lead to cuddling, because it’s just awkward when two people are sitting on a couch in a dark room apart from each other. Then we all know what happens after cuddling.
And last but not least, “Party tonight. You should come.” Enough said.
Comments (24)
People really do the tickle war thing? I remember in college, my roommate was playing The Sims (you know for people that don’t like to talk to real people =P) and you could tickle other virtual characters. And I thought, why the hell would anybody tickle somebody else? Least of all 2 grown ups tickling each other…. I guess this is why…… I must really be behind on my game… even video game nerds know what tickling means…
haha.. funny. i guess it could b true. but not true for me.. cuz i mean if he ask if my hands r cold. I think it’s very obvious… so If i am not interested I will just say “no” even if my hands r cold! haha and as for study groups, I don’t think I ever had flirty study partners.. or at least i am really focusing on trying to get the work done. aha.
good post & I lol’d @ “Then bam next thing you know, you’re naked and moaning.”
Guys gotta start somewhere, right?
hahaha – this is cute. I don’t think I’ve seen it happen, some of them sounds like what I would see in those Asian dramas.
*takes notes*Is bedding the goal of relationships these days? I’ve been born in the wrong decade; I thought it was about getting to know someone.
wow lol
lol such a pro at discovering our secrets!
haha, im guessing these were effective on u? ;p
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not going to lie. I’ve used each one at least once. I’m disgusting. I know.
Hmmm tickle wars I hate being tickled, but being the tickler… ah I see. You have taught me much, I will go and make you proud XD. j/k j/k… >.>….<.<..
I love this…so very true!
yo, why you revealing all my secrets?!?!
hahaha i think tickle fights might be the best kinnndd.
this is so true, and i’ve been discovering all of this lately myself and it sucksss :/
@babixling - haha that’s what I thought! Asian dramas… hmmmm..
@laugh_laughXD - When you watch Asian dramas, kissing is a ‘big’ deal. It works with movies too … but the kiss will be dramatic, awkward and makes the kissers all gooey. Nothing like real life …
i have to say i’ve done some of those tickling wars hahait fails when their not ticklish !
soo true.
Hahaha. So true! But it’s only cute and works if the girl is interested. If we didn’t like the boys, we’d be disgusted and horribly annoyed.
none of this would work if they girl wasn’t interested in the first place, the guy would just get smacked.
Actuallly, I wouldn’t mind holding a guy’s hand if his hands were warm and I was somewhat attracted to him. As for the tickling, cuddling and study groups, never happened. As far as the tickling and cuddling went, we only ended up kissing, not naked. Maybe I’m weird but we would only end up kissing if I was into the guy, otherwise I would push him away.
I chortled throughout this post. Very well done.