October 26, 2009
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Try Hard-Asians part II
Now it’s been a while since I last posted about try-hard Asians and how much they piss me off, but hey I’ve been busy. NYU is no joke! Here is a continuation of the list.
Offense 6: “OMG! I, like, eat rice, like, with every meal!”
Yes, rice is the oh, so famous staple of Asian cuisine. The little white grains are tasty with whatever you’re eating, but these kids don’t realize that we honestly don’t eat rice because we want to. It’s because our ancestors had nothing more to fill their stomach with. Rice was cheap, filling, and plentious. It only became natural for us to cling onto this side dish of ours. Yeah, think about that before you flaunt it next time.
And you probably eat it with a spoon.
Offense 7: “Bi Rain? YAH, HE’S THE BEST!”
So, yeah. You discovered that Asian people make music, too. The only artist you’re able to dig up is Rain. As much of an irresistible hunk he is, he’s probably one of the most famous Asian popstars there are. You have accomplished nothing. A deaf, nearly blind, elderly woman could probably appreciate the likes of Rain. You probably have one song, maybe two, currently playing on repeat now. And you know what I bet it is? “It’s Raining.”
If anyone sees Ninja Assassin, please tell me how it is, and more importantly, how his muscles ripple.
Offense 8: “I’m such a bad Asian.”
You suck at math, you don’t know how to save money, you’re probably not going to an ivy league, etc. Somehow that just constitutes a “bad Asian.” Honestly, this just pisses me off. Seriously. Because I can well represent my race without being good at math, saving money, and getting into an ivy league. You’re not a “bad Asian.” You’re just sad for thinking that’s what represents this race. This race is characterized by hard work and work ethic. Remember that.
Comments (8)
Heh I’m constantly considered a bad Asian for not getting into a good school, or finishing school yet for that matter. I hope Ninja Assassin turns out well…but I’m still skeptical. And oh my god…rice! Heh jk.
Lol. I must be a bad Asian cuz I hate math.
It’s true, only poor Asians eat rice because they can’t afford meat.
word to #8!
oh god i cant believe you met those people…… sad. i feel sorry for you. :[
ur postings are quite humorous, altho i LOVE rice but i eat it with chopsticks! HA! and Bi is an ok singer, but his english is ehh well yeah. However his dancing is pretty dang good. And im a bad asian according to my moms friends who are all korean (go figure!!) haha. other than that…Korean pride! haha take carez
if you’re asian in america, you’re an american. deal with it, you can be a freak pedophile like michael jackson, or just awesome like me
random props.the typical stereotypes.. lol..”Ignorance is bliss,” so just don’t let it get to you…Good luck in NYC…. It’s actually where I’ve always wanted to live, but just never had the opportunity..