July 9, 2005

• last nite i finally saw chapters 1-5 to trapped in a closet by r kelly
  omg its SOO dumb ok well he sleeps wit this one girl named kathy and he
  was a wife and hes all like i didnt even no that what i did and hes all
  tryin 2 get home but her hsuband rufus comes home and so he hides in
  the closet but his cell fone goes off so rufus finds r kelly and since
  rufus figured out that kathy was creepin wit sum other guy he calls up
  his other woman but its really his other MAN omg i forgot his name tho
  and well rufus is a PASTOR omg its soo dumb and r kelly has a gun in
  his hand all threatenin to hurry up wit there story so he can get out
  of there and so he calls his wife on his razr cell fone [yep it was
  sooo skinny lol] and well a guy piks up the fone so hes all like wtf so
  he hurries out the door and hes speedin and stuff so a cop pulls him
  over and gives him a ticket then he gets home and he finds his wife in
  the shower and he expected another man 2 b in there so he all opens the
  door real fast and shes all like whats up wit that and he said a man
  picked up my fone and she goes my borthers coming home and hes like o
  good i luv u and crap and they start doing it and shes all like do it
  harder and she keeps saying that and hes like get off of me my legs
  cramping [i no stupid rite] and shes like im about 2 climax! [haha that
  was the stupidest part] and well he finally gets her off of him and he
  pulls back the covers 2 his bed and finds a condom and hes all like who
  is it and shes all explaining well i new u went home wit another girl
  last nite 2 and hes all like this sint bout me like he didnt do nething
  rong omg and well she starts telling who it is and she explains that
  her friends nos this guy whos going out wit rufus but hes married 
  kathy and i dont remember how that fits in but shes al like and i slept
  wit the policeman u stopped u DUMB omg that was sooo stupid no world is
  THAT small and he nvr got yelled at for sleepin wit that other girl
  when hes got a wife! and well thers gonna be chapters 6-10 now o
  joy….lol

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