January 10, 2012

  • Therapy

    Everyone turns to some materialism when they’re down and out. For some, it’s food. For some, it’s chocolate, ice cream. Some go on a shopping spree.

    What do I do? I buy lingerie. I drop so much money on lingerie when I’m sad, about anything. When my boyfriend broke up with me two summers ago, I bought so many new bras over that summer, I completely replaced my already existing collection. When I was upset about the situation that the most recent guy and I was in, I immediately spent well over a hundred dollars on one bra and panty set. Bad grade? Where’s the nearest Vicky’s? When I’m upset, I have no reasoning. Everything is justified when I’m upset, so all that money spent is money well wasted. Why? Because even though my life sucks, at least I know that I’m still sexy.

    I can tell you exactly what instance made me buy each bra.

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