November 13, 2012
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This is What my Ex Has to Say About Me
So, I have a Tumblr. I don’t follow my ex anymore, but several of my friends still do. And this is what they saw:
100% this is about me. I’m not that great? I’m a cunt? Okay, well let’s make something very clear. YOU are not that great, and I faked every fucking orgasm to save your goddamn ego. I mean honestly, what girl can orgasm six times in ten minutes?Anyway, better stories soon.
Comments (34)
that’s sad. you should never fake it for a guy’s ego. a real man can deal.
If you want to get back at him, if he’s following you in some way, let him know you faked it.
what a jerkk!
@StupidSystemus - haha, definitely.-*-Exes talking shit is a real fucking put off. But on the bright side, if he’s talking shit obviously he still has feelings for you. And who wouldn’t? It’d be real easy to get back at him. announce he has a small dick, can’t get you off, etc. But you are too pretty to waste your time on it.
He said she said!
I thought it read “male bondage 101″ for a sec. darn.
If you don’t read his tumblr anymore, your friends must have sent u that screen.That’s some great detective work.
Check AND Mate.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
He sounds like a major jerk I think you are better off without him
Lol, the word “cunt” always pisses them off.
U are not great. U r da best!
Maybe he called you a “cant?”
That’s not something anyone wants read from their ex. I would never ever discuss my sexual life on a social networking site, especially one the people in my real life have easy access to. They’re either incredibly stupid or just damn right insensitive. Maybe it’s both. I’m sorry you had to go through that. And I’m sure they’re just saying it to feed their sad little ego’s. Don’t believe a word that comes out of a dickheads mouth.
He has no life (chuckles).
Honestly, the best revenge is to not react to it at all. Clearly he knows that some of your friends follow him and that you would be able to read what he wrote. Believe me, if he has an ego. Him not seeing you hurt or mad would hurt.
What do you call the useless skin on the end of a penis?A MAN
Damn… so not true either. You’re awesome
male sex ego -_-you will never have to fake with me.
No worries. You’re dope, homie.
OMG. My ex is the same!It sucks he said that hun.Don’t let it get to you. He was probably hoping you would see it, and that’s why he wrote it.No one should be called that, I’m sorry you did.
If you have to fake it, you probably should have found someone else anyways
ouch
I never understood trashing exes. I would tell someone trashing an ex this: Okay, so it didn’t work out. Obviously, you cared about them, so you must have seen good in them. Move on, and say only good things, or just stfu!!!
this post about him is just as bad as the post he (possibly) made about you. you are being just as bad as him. get over yourself and don’t play petty games.
What a jerk.. guys like that are so pathetic.
How is that male bonding? =S I think that’s messed up that it’s getting reblog I’m also really sorry that your ex posted that. I’d be annoyed/angry too.
“thanks for the experience, now our time has expired so exit my life” …. to me, exes are exes for a reason.
*eyeroll. i can’t stand guys who can’t keep their shit to themselves. it’s one thing for a girl – we’re bitchy and gossipy by nature, but guys, if you have to bitch and moan to your manfriends you can go right ahead and suck a dick. especially if that girl is a really good one. the best kind of guy is one u can fight with and then bitch all about to your girlfriends. then u can tell him that you bitched all about him, and he knows and won’t care. at the same time, he won’t do that shit to you. double standard? probably, but that’s why guys and girls are different.
dick wad.
Leak the word out that he has a small penis.
good thing your not with him.
lol wow.
You faked orgasms and he didn’t have the decency to declare you the center of the universe? Never fake for a guy again.