June 29, 2012
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When You Know You’re an Alcoholic
It’s come to my attention that I drink more often than the average person. This is how you know you’re on my level:
1. When you fill your Brita before you leave and put it next to your bed with a glass for preemptive hangover prevention measures. Plus when I’m drunk and thirsty, my drunkness always wins over, and I won’t want to get up and I’ll end up dehydrating.
2. When you have a lot of broken things that have no explanation to why they’re broken. For example, last week, I ruined the zipper to my favorite shorts. I am a bit distraught about it.
3. When all social events are initiated with the phrases “Happy hour?” or “Let’s drink!”
4. You’re the mayor of a bar on Foursquare. You are reading the blog of the mayor of KTown Bar.
5. When two of your friends become acquainted with each other, and one tells the other that he doesn’t drink, and she says, “How are you even friends with Mary then?”
6. When your friend hits you up on Facebook chat at 1AM with “OMFG you’re home?”
7. When you’re actually not home when they send that message.
8. When people don’t ask you how your weekend was. Instead they ask, “What bar did you go to this weekend?”
9. When you’ve gone to work hungover more than three times in the last month.
It’s a problem, but YOLO.
Needless to say, I’m heading out now to get my drink on.
Comments (19)
Don’t break anything!
Be careful, honey.
I hope you enjoy the weekend. Sometimes you can have just as much fun sober as you do drunk. In fact, it is sort of fun to do stuff sober that you would do while drunk.
ooo purdy shirt
i lay off on account of chilhood memories of security alcohol raises the amount of fear in the bloodstream and without thinking the drinking is enjoyable but those other concerns in life actually become more intence an thus one may not be able to deal with pending bills anything pressing the irony for the lovely escape frpm those pressing bills the next day the seem so much more pressing emotionally and psychologially that your answer for escape could develop
@TheTheologiansCafe - I agree. Except for jumping off of balconies, and potential std catching sex.
how does someone as little as you handle so much liquor?
be careful! have fun! stay safe!
hopefully you won’t break the zipper off of these shorts (chuckles)
I like your top, pretty detail. Being hungover is only an issue when you can’t make it to work…and/or can’t function at work properly. Oh yeah, pace yourself and be careful!
Lol such an alchy
You wanna shoot heroin together sometime???
Have a drink for me
be careful though, spirit drinks may be dangerous
@vysion – lol exactly my question (y)
yolo?YOLO?OH NOES.
As I’ve gotten older I’ve decided the hangover isn’t worth it anymore. Water every 3rd drink keeps me hydrated without killing my buzz =D
Dude, I’ve gone into work hungover more than 3 times in one week. Can’t do it anymore though since I no longer have a desk job haha.
Cute outfit.I work in a bar and at first I drank a lot but now I’ve gotten it down to just 3 drinks per week. Lol