December 1, 2011
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Because if God Exists, I’m Going to Hell
This is how I imagine my afterlife.
1. There will be warm tropical weather in the underworld. I mean, it’s basically like a volcanic island right? (eg. Hawaii)
2. The Devil will be my enabling best friend, encouraging me to do whatever I want.
3. No one to judge me because everyone else sucks too.
4. Don’t have to suck up to God anymore; he can’t smite me when I’m already in hell.Might as well be optimistic about it, right?
Comments (4)
Meh. I’m a Christian and I don’t see myself going to heaven. There are way better qualified candidates than me out there. I picture Satan is gonna have a blast doing things to me I wouldn’t want. BUt then again, that’s what he does best.
are you sure hell is described that way? sounds like heaven to me.
5. Enter the doorway to heaven.
What if God doesn’t exist, but Hell does? And the reason why you’re going there is because you said you’d go there, not because God exists?