July 14, 2005

• [Fill in the blank]
  1. I _____ Mary.
  2. Mary is _____.
  3. Mary is my _____.
  4. I want to _____ Mary.
  5. Mary can _____ my _____.
  6. Mary needs _____.
  7. Mary can be _____.
  8. I think Mary should _____.
  9. Without Mary _____.
  10. Best thing about Mary is _____.
  11. Worst thing about Mary is _____.
  12. Meeting Mary was _____.
  13. Mary reminds me of _____.
  14. Someday Mary will _____.
  15. I wish Mary would _____ for me.
  16. Mary is _____ to me.
  17. I wish Mary was_____.
  18. I have always wanted Mary to _____.
  19. Mary is like a _____.
  20. I will always _____ Mary.

  hey
  guyz fill it out for me! leave me sum comments on it or u can email it
  2 me u no what it is! and be honest! i can handle the truth

  well today was borin my sisters were getting on my nerves more than usual today

  (edit | 9.27)
  i changed all the tru ones 2 a diff color
  
  You Know You’re Vietnamese When…

  At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like a laundromat, nail salon, or apartment building.

  You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off.

  You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slowjams, and/or Euro dance.
  
  There’s Chinese in your family line somewhere. <–idk

  You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East.

  You get along with other Vietnamese even though they are total F.O.B.’s.
  
  You don’t own an American car.

  You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you’re an F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.
  
  You highlight your hair. <–that soon will b tru

  You played the piano once in your life.
  
  You take 2 or more showers a day.

  Your
  parents always boast about you to all the other Vietnamese parents, or
  your parents totally dogg on how stupid you are to other Vietnamese
  parents.

  After you come from the beach with a tan, your parents say that you look Cambodian.

  No matter what you are, people think your Chinese or Korean.

  If you get detention or demerits from school, your parents think that you are a rebel.

  When you are feeling ill, your parents think you’re on drugs.

  In your house, there’s always multiple pictures of your family and you when you were small, side by side in every room.
  
  You have the last name or are related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen.

  Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol’ hair combed to the side.

  You only buy products made in Japan.

  Your parents always remind you to greet every older person in Vietnamese if they’re Vietnamese.

  Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfishes.

  Your parents know how to make Pho.

  You’re taller than your parents.  <–my mom

  You put Soy Sauce or nuoc mam on every food.

  Your parents use the “Eagle” brand oil for every type of sickness.

  You know where all of the Vietnamese restaurants in town are.

  Your family own a copy of “Paris By Night”.
  
  Your father or brother goes to the casino every week or month.

  You’re proud to be Vietnamese – and you pass these jokes on to all your Vietnamese friends!

  
  ╚mary

  

  Laguna Beach!

  its almost here!

  
  

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